Worst Poker Ads Ever

Ub.net seems to get into a new advertising campaign in which they are trying to reach players with a funny, new approach. The reasons, however, remain unclear why they must have chosen this awfully executed awful commercial with that awful CG Dog featuring those awful poker pro look-alikes acting out those awful lines. Really, when I watch this ad, I feel sorry for the actors and everybody involved in this trainwreck, and I definitely don't want to register a UB account because of the commercial.

How about you? You think they are funny? Or do you know worse?
Please let me know in the comments section below.