The Cube - The Poker Invention of the Year

Have you ever felt clumsy or not experienced enough to view your pocket cards in style? Well fear no more, because thanks to PokerHPC, now you can put your hole cards into a 80's looking machine that helps you view them without anyone else seeing. It also features a picture holder, so you keep a picture of your kitty cat or of your mom with you all the time.

The wonderful invention is called "The Cube", which is a telling name, really. PokerHPC, the creators of this little work of art thought there are many players not that good with card handling, and opponents can easily see their cards and have an advantage over them. The Cube however, will change it all. Poor fellas will not be exploited again, never! They will be only handled as suckers who can't even look at their cards properly.

The device itself is not that complicated to use, here's what they say on the site:

• Simply position the viewing window so that it faces towards you and slide your cards into the ramp on the right side.
• Once you slide your cards inside The Cube, a sensor will turn on LED lights that will illuminate The Cube and enable you to view them.

You must not leave out a chance like this, I think this is a bargain of a lifetime. Other special features include: "No physical discomfort such as straining your neck while looking at your hole cards." Hear that, professional poker players? You are old. The revolution is here.

If you really want to buy one, just like I do, here's the site where you can do so. Also, if you are interested, here's nice 3D, 360 degree showcase of this magnificent product:

And what will all this cost you? You can have one for $24.95 + Shipping and Handling costs, which inludes a nice little pouch you can store the thing in. I personally recommend the pink one, it's the trendy color now, you know.